Why Do Men and Women Think Differently?

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  • FINE
  • OH WOW...
  • The word she uses to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut-up.
  • Means something is wrong and you need to be worried. Really worried.
  • This is a dare, not permission. What ever you do, do not do it!
  • Misdirection. A woman's way of politely saying "screw you".
  • She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake.
  • This is not a compliment. She's amazed that one person could be so stupid.

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LOL. Amusing as heck




wife found this to be very very funny. her and her sisters and friends really enjoyed it.




It's a joke, folks, it's supposed to be enjoyable. It's not earthshaking or revealing. Just don't buy it or act highly offended if somebody passes a copy around.




Funny gag gift




Bought as a gift for my wife. It's a bit fo a gag gift, as it's intended to be.




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