Chapter 24

She invited you…

What to do before to meet a Woman?

She has invited you to come to her house or to a friend’s house (they will arrange that between friends if she already has a companion)!

Don’t panic: the big day has arrived!

Some basic rules before going to the meeting:

1 / Make sure you don’t have bad breath (or other body odors), nothing to scare her away (although…) and attract flies.

2 / Do not inundate yourself with perfume, the beauty might not like it and lack fresh air.

3 / Remember to take condoms and know how to use them, although most modern women have everything they need with them, but do not take them out at the same time as your handkerchief, because you will scare her!

I have to open a parenthesis on this subject, if you want to live old and have a chance to one day tell your adventures to your grandchildren by the fireplace, you must be very vigilant about it… NEVER assume a person is healthy and disease free, you don’t know with who they slept last night. It may be that in the eagerness of an embrace she may have forgotten to take the most basic precautions…

Beware!

If she asks you to put a condom on, that’s a good sign. If like most men you hate it, after a while you can suggest that you take a lab test each other to reassure yourself (They sell home tests now in pharmacies now!)

In the meantime, get out covered!

4 / Look at yourself in the mirror, don’t overdo it! Casual, sporty or classy outfit depending on the gender of the lady.

5 / Bring a little something.

Not a junk piece of jewelry, much less an item of value. Beware of bouquets of flowers, unless it is romantic. Instead, opt for a bottle of wine or a box of fine chocolate.

Note: (panties or the vibrator should be avoided at least for the first time)