Chapter 23

How to get out of the trap?

Get out of a bad date!

Pretend you saw a friend on the street you have to talk to and go out, or better yet, pretend you have to answer your phone and fake a conversation like “How’s that? I have to come right over?” an emergency and run out to the exit door.

Do what she hates the most… You start to know her tastes a little. Do the opposite It is she one who will leave quickly!

Apologize that you have to go to the bathroom and never come back …

Go get imaginary cigarettes to the shop across the street and disappear too!

Say you have caught a very contagious disease, start coughing it will go away very quickly

Start scratching frantically and admit you’ve caught crabs Guaranteed results! (it also works to have space on the bus or train)

Talk about your money troubles and tell her you need financial help …

Start crying for whatever reason she’ll be gone before you dry your fake tears

Admit that you have homosexual tendencies.

Offer to have her orgy with your friends (hoping she doesn’t accept)

Tell him you’re sadomasochistic !

You won’t be able to avoid all the traps, but again, with experience …