Chapter 22

The traps!

How to find a nice Woman?

Some crazy women , seeing you with you coming with your suit and tie, your nice car, or your motorcycle, will have unreasonable requests (go to the most expensive restaurant in town and choose the most expensive food and wine).

Or, out of jealousy or nastiness, will damage or dirty the seats of your car of which you are so proud! (I knew one who damaged with her nails, her “claws” I would say, the leather of my leather seats $% # @! % &&% & (I will not translate!)

She just came out of a painful relationship, declares that all men are bastards and that she is going to take revenge on the next one that will fall to her hand, and that the next one… it will be… YOU !

It’s not enough that for some reason she doesn’t like you, and instead of telling iy to you honestly, she decides to make you pay for it.

You will meet different case, among others:

Interested…

If she starts. at the first meeting, telling you about her rent that she has difficulty paying, that she has children or a dependent grandmother and that she needs financial help etc. Run away !

The ugly…

Do their best to be invited to a good restaurant, as usual take the best food, ask for the most expensive wine. At the end of the meal get up to go to the toilet and… do not come back (there was another door next to the toilet ) re- * && *% $ * $$ ^ *

The manipuler…

It may also be that you are serving as a springboard, and that, to access certain places or certain environments, the beautiful pretends to be interested in you, when in fact, she is only trying to expand her hunting territory at the next level. Grrr!

If she looks at the men around you, doesn’t pay much attention to what you are saying and shows little interest in you, that’s a very bad sign, no need to empty your wallet, she doesn’t deserve it!

The complaining …

They are part of the worst species, never happy, complaining about everything and nothing, tell you that they have been in much better places where the food was a lot better and people much nicer (advise her to go back to these places… without you!).

The jealous …

They denigrate all that they don’t have, the beauty, youth, wealth, popularity etc. Let them die of their own poison…

The Oysters…

Impossible to get two words from them. They stay there, without saying anything! As impassive as a sphinx. Impossible to read. Impossible to know if they supremely intelligent or dumb?

The crazy …

Once, in Paris I meet a beautiful Russian with a very pronounced Slavic accent, she invites me to have a nightcap at her place (Gooooood!) I arrive at her place, I had chills down my spine, her apartment was a replica of the house of the Adam family: dark curtains in thick velvet, stuffed crow, crystal ball, cabal signs, tarot cards everywhere… “What do you do for a living?” I asked innocently. “I am a bridge between the living and the dead” she replied “I make people communicate with those who are deceased” she added:

“ I have to tell you something :

“what ?”

“Every evening at midnight I have a visit at the foot of my bed … HE will arrive in a few moments”

“but who?” I asked, nervous!

“A ghost, he comes to visit me every evening …”

It was too much, I took my things and rushed courageously to the exit.

Crazy! Crazy! Crazy!

I’ve also heard stories that seem straight out of a horror book…

One night, I was invited to a show on Sunset Blvd I began to talk outside with a French guy, a nice guy, full of muscles, a play Boy!

I hate this kind of guy (I have to say, I’m a little jealous)

Suddenly we saw two magnificent Hollywood creatures going out of a limousine in the the club! I tell my new friend “Don’t stay here, what are you waiting for? Go ahead !”

Certainly not” he replied, “I care about my career, it’s too dangerous ???”

“Let me explain” he said, “it’s the new game here in Hollywood, two girls walk into a club, one chases a guy who seems viable, well known or with money, and starts to heat him up… once the guy is turned on and begins to touch and kiss the girl, she starts screaming that she is sexually assaulted and the second girl is doing as a witness and possibly has taken photos!

As the judges always agree with the women it ends in a significant compensation especially if the guy does not want to make waves… ”Sllluttts!

Another time:

A friend marries a young woman from Mauritius Island, a beauty…

One day, when he was dozed off on a sofa, he heard his wife talking with a girlfriend from the same island:

Listen, there are some good things to do here for a girl and i know how to do it…

You choose an old man who have plenty of money. You look at the way he dress, his watch!

You tell him that you would like to go to a restaurant with him (a restaurant with lots of people)

Once at the restaurant you ask him to come with you to the bathroom and to wait for you near the door because you don’t know this place!

So, once in the toilet you tear off your clothes, start screaming, open the door and rush at the man screaming…

As people are coming, you say that he tried to rape you and that you want to file a complaint and as usual the court ruled in your favor with a nice compensation!”

My frightened friend who had heard the whole conversation made a discreet investigation and noticed. Ho! Horror that his wife was getting money from several victims, every month through her lawyer so that they would not know where she lived!

Needless to say, he divorced, with great difficulty because the lady asked for more than 15000 euros of alimony per month!

It gives you cold in the back doesn’t it!

Be careful, especially if you are well known, or married, or both, blackmail, especially in this time of crisis is going very well…

After some time the lady will threaten to warn your wife, your girlfriend, the newspapers, anything that can harm you and she will guaranty her silence in exchange of course for a big financial contribution!

NEVER accept, whatever the price to pay, blackmail never ends …

If you don’t believe me, look at the newspapers!

The list is long…

These ladies have a lot of power over us and they know it!